The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Coach says Wright is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Wright goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wright, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.