The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Ref: "Number Wright, that's a flag." Wright: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Wright scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.