The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coach says Wright is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wright, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.