The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wright on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Wright's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wright's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.