The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wright gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wright drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.