The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wright on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Wright scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.