The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Wright gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wright's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.