The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wright gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Wright, Wright, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.