The Committee Backfield Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- The broadcast shows Wright on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wright is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wright's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.