The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wright is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wright's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.