The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Wright breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Wright scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.