The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- The broadcast shows Wright on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wright loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wright's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.