The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wright tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wright's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.