The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Jeudy, that's a flag." Jeudy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeudy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.