The Dropped Pass Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- The broadcast shows Jeudy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jeudy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.