The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jeudy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Jeudy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.