The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeudy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.