The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jeudy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.