The Inch-Short Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Jeudy, that's a flag." Jeudy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jeudy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeudy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.