The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Ref: "Number Jeudy, that's a flag." Jeudy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jeudy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Jeudy was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeudy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.