The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jeudy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeudy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.