The Phantom Flag Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Jeudy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.