The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Jeudy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.