The Hamstring Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.