The Phantom Flag Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.