The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.