The Bad Snap Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.