The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McCarthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.