The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
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-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.