The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.