The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.