The Phantom Flag Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
83%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.