The Hamstring Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.