The Hamstring Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.