The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.