The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.