The Kneel-Down Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.