The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
76%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.