The Phantom Flag Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.