The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.