The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.