The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.