The Bad Snap Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.