The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.
- McCarthy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
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- Justin Herbert
- Cam Skattebo
- Dak Prescott
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- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.