The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.