The Kneel-Down Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.