The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.