The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.
- McCarthy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
89%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.