The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.