The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.